Evil Purple Monkeys

Today when I was walking in the park, I was attacked by purple monkeys. They tried to get me to throw rocks at other people. I told them "No. Bad monkeys. Now run along". They didn't like that to well.


The purple monkeys started to throw rocks at me, bite me and hit me. I then saw something blue, it was blue monkeys. What the hell, I mean purple and blue monkeys!?! There had to be a hidden camera I thought.


The blue monkeys started fighting the purple monkeys. It was a big monkey war in the middle of the park. At least the purple monkeys stopped attacking me.


Monkeys were flying everywhere along with purple and blue fur. The blue monkeys were kicking ass with their karate moves. Go blue monkeys! The purple monkeys tried to intimidate the blue monkeys by making evil faces and growling. It was pretty funny. The blue monkeys just laughed and kicked more purple monkey ass.


The purple monkeys realized they were loosing and took off. The blue monkeys and I cheered. There were some injured purple monkeys on the ground and was carried off by their own kind. I thought it was interesting how the purple monkeys blood was grey. Weird, oh well.
The blue monkeys made sure I was ok. I told them I was and thanked them for helping me. They told me that the purple monkeys were going around causing trouble and they were trying to put a stop to it. The blue monkeys told me to be careful and walked off.


I had no idea what happened and I thought I was loosing my mind. All I wanted to do was walk through the park, listen to my music and maybe take some pictures but instead I got attacked by evil purple monkeys. Always be on the look out for the evil purple monkeys because you never know when or where they will appear. Remember the blue monkeys are nice.
If you ever get approached by an evil purple monkey trying to get you to do something bad, look at them and say: "No, bad monkey" and run like hell.

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